1. How do you kill a blond? You put a scratch'N' sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool.

2. A blond girl is rowwing a boat in the middle of a wheat field. Then another blond comes a long and says to the blond in the boat "It's blonds like you that give all blonds a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!

3. Three blonds go into a bar and every time they get a round of beers they yell 52, 52! So finally the bartender asks the blonds "Why do you keep saying 52, 52?" So the blonds say, "There was a puzzle that said 3-4 years and we got it done in 52 days!

4. How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 5. 1 to hold the light bulb and 4 to turn the ladder.

(1) So fat her belt size is the equator! (2) So fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house! (3) So fat i rolled over three times and i was still on the girl! (4) So fat she plays pool with the planets! (5) So fat she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger out of Washington's nose! (6) So fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!

(1) So ugly she puts a bag over her head at night to keep the burglers happy! (2) So ugly her mom tied porkchops around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

(1) So poor I saw her kickin' a can down the street, i said "what are ya doin'?" She said "movin'"! (2) So poor i went to her house and stepped on a tampon and she said "who turned off the water?" (3) So poor I went to her house and pressed the doorbell and her head poped out of the window and she said, "DingDong!" (4) So poor the roaches in her house drive dune bugies!

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